Direct quote from a 5 year old to my wife yesterday: (written out phonemically as best I can)
Mrs. Zero: How are you today (Kid)?
Kid: FIRST OF ALL.. (doing the frowny nodding thing)I peed my pants.
THENNNN my MOTHER (throws both arms win the air) schedules all these..
APPOINTMENTS..for me. (sigh)
I have foreign language at 4. I have Piano at 5. and did I mention Ipeedmypants?
I got nothing to add.